Where the hell is the Facebook reset button?
If I can’t part ways with a timeline of photos of what I’ve been through, then I can’t just delete it. Plus facebook’s your new phone number for those new acquaintances that you hit it off well with. You seriously can’t tell people, “Oh no sorry, I don’t have a facebook” with out sounding like a pretentious douchebag. Not that I think those types are douchebags, but if your my age and not 40, you’re basically considered one. I just want to save the pictures and start my whole friends list from zero.
“Well…why don’t you?”
Oh I don’t know, mainly because shutup. That’s going to guarantee me an hour + just sweeping up people! It’s a lost cause. Our facebooks are chained to us.
The decision of deleting my facebook is going to haunt me forever.
Posted on Tuesday December 28th