I think I’m going to train my dog chico to be a slut.
By default he’s already awesome, we do a lot together. We have the same favorite shows, we have sleepovers, we build forts, we go outside and pee together, he rests on mad boobies and tells me what it’s like, this guy is my homie.
The only thing is, he doesn’t know how to hump! I thought he was gay at first, but nope he just doesn’t hump anything. I don’t know if you can train that either, but I was kind of hoping when I got him 4 years back we’d be humping everything, together :’).
Seriously though, I just want this kid to become a legendary grandpa. Does anyone know how to awaken his inner freak?
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Posted on Tuesday December 28th
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bellavita5 said:
he just needs to meet the right bitch
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chu-chutrain said:
This was funny to read.
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pataz said:
put the gamecube controller in his lap and set to vibrate
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