December 2010
44 posts
Hm new years.
I’m almost exited about it. I’ve been watching way too many new years eve specials from way too many series. Implied, it wasn’t a great idea lol, tv scripted New years are pretty awesome.
SO FUCK THAT! I’m 21! And I just so happen to be Nicholas Fucking Diaz, the guy who just so happened to have some left over beer in the fridge! Cheers to everyone and I hope in 4 hours...
Sometimes I have a way with words, but then...
Allow me to explain the paradox of having a certain way with words:
Sometimes I’ll talk my way right where I want to be with certain people so I can get exactly what I want. It happens to all of us once in a while right? You’re 100% with everything you want to occur within some dialogue. You can dictate how you want the other person to feel, how you want to feel, and how awesome your...
Where the hell is the Facebook reset button?
If I can’t part ways with a timeline of photos of what I’ve been through, then I can’t just delete it. Plus facebook’s your new phone number for those new acquaintances that you hit it off well with. You seriously can’t tell people, “Oh no sorry, I don’t have a facebook” with out sounding like a pretentious douchebag. Not that I think those types are...
Commence It's always sunny in Philadelphia Binge.
Dee: “You know that’s the problem with you anti abortionists, you cry about the sanctity of life and then you go and wear this [refers to a shirt that says “Death to baby killers”].”
Mac: “I’m not listening to you…”
Dee: “Aren’t you right wingers all about the Death penalty too? Is that not killing somebody?
Mac: “Right,...
I think I’m going to train my dog chico to be a slut.
By default he’s already awesome, we do a lot together. We have the same favorite shows, we have sleepovers, we build forts, we go outside and pee together, he rests on mad boobies and tells me what it’s like, this guy is my homie.
The only thing is, he doesn’t know how to hump! I thought he was gay at first, but nope...
I had no idea it was Christmas today!
Merry christmas.
yes. I’m all about chatting with someone made easy and video2video. It put’s everyone back into face to face socialization training. Our generations’ social problems, if everyone adjusted to facetime, could all go away!
But listen I barely know you, I just woke up and I look like shit.
CLICK: Man Officially Cured of HIV →
theessentialman:
When I read this earlier, I got this strange feeling over me. This is something I have to reblog, so my future readers, future offspring know this day. There is no better way to say it: This changes everything.
Wow. Taking stem cells from an rare immune to HIV person. Fuck.
Photography
I guess the reason why sometimes I cringe when I see a picture of a pretty bowl of cereal, or a pretty eye, or a pretty macaroon, is because it’s just a pretty thing. That’s all it is. It’s like appreciating a gorgeous girl then hearing her talk and thinking ahhhhhhhh… what a pity.
I could never be a girl I guess. OH WELL.
All of a sudden while I was catching up on my shows, it hits me harder than the thought normally does:
Why am I not skydiving, shooting a real gun, hiking in the nude, or traveling the earf? SO MANY THINGS TO DO AND SO LITTLE TI-…
At that point in the thought I turned back to my shows and realized I don’t want to be that guy who always has an empty cup that never fills. When the time...
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My freedom of Speech final
Has turned into THE BEST INVESTIGATION I’VE EVER READ!
On our last day of class Gaby Ferreira’s Dad (My professor) assigned to us the question we will be answering on the final: Is Julian Assange a criminal for creating Wikileaks and leaking the cables of classified information on the Iraq War? On what ethical grounds do you justify your answer.
Allow me to explain if you don’t...
I'm a genius.
I just saved SO MUCH TIME with my focus problems by just reading my chapters out loud in a British accent, picturing backgrounds that reflected what I was reading, but editing out the clip of people giving their input of expertise. It was like those semi interesting documentaries that stir a bit of brain arousal.
You can thank me in butt slaps for your new study method.
SHIT TITTY PANCAKE A LA MODE.
I thought today was the 6th.
Challenge accepted.
1000th post!
Took a year+ to reach this number. I think I’ll dedicate some things on my mind to this post. People who don’t know me who follow me, this is one of those posts. If you care by all means read more.
Though I had alterior female related motives for doing so, I’m glad I got my tumblr. Back then I had my self a livejournal that was basically filled with lame poorly written things I was embarrased to...
Lol
Apparently my last post was convincing. It wasn’t serious at all lol.
Specists isn’t even a word.
This is post 999.
You are all specist.
I can only conclude that through out history people had no idea that their hatred toward something was wrong since the hatred was a normality. As we progressed as a liberal society and our cultures connected we soon learned we were racist, mysoginists, homophobic, and just plain assholes.
Which brings it to us, people who don’t hate race, sexual preferences, and the opposite gender, but we...